My child is so hilarious!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while stocking shelves with canned goods, a kid no older than ten ran down the aisle, knocking down everything in his path. He was followed by his mother who was laughing hysterically. FML
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mintcar 9

Wow, bad parenting. Parents like that gall me to no end.

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thesunsetglow_fml 8

Yet another person who should have taken themselves out of the gene pool.

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trappedinthevoid 0

we need to start exiling stupid people to Antarctica, help out natural selection

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SiobahnR 0

and make Antarctica the new Australia?

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trappedinthevoid 0

that's assuming they're smart enough to survive on their own ( if this doesn't show up as a reply, blame the iPhone)

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Chris19801012 0

that must have been hard to control your temper!!! I would have wanted to beat some kids ass!!!!

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toyota4life94 6

I would have :)

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MyMuffinsAreDead 0

I would have taken that kid in the back room for some alone time;) I keed, but I would gone 3 guys 1 hammer on his/her ass

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c12azy13ananas 0

you should've beat the living shit out of both the kid and his mom! that's unacceptable behavior.

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angeljewlz 7

Dang, I know if I pulled something like that when I was a kid I would've gotten my a** BEAT! Some people shouldn't procreate. Not saying she should have beat her kid, but some discipline would have been nice. FYL at the moment OP.

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Kelita 0

I would have cut through the aisles to get ahead of him n tripped him n his momma. Problem solved. Then I would have laughed hysterically hehe.....

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LDP2 0

I agree with Doc! and if you're saying "I don't care about what other parents think" Then, you probably are a bad parent.

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LDP2 0

Was meant to reply to #32 :P

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alekolu 1

Really? It's bad parenting to acknowledge that you know what is better for YOUR child than other parents?

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kwarrior66 0

time for a good ole fashion beat a baby

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xX1232Xx 6

what a sh*t mam imagine what it's like for that family at home haha

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Brittneyyyy 7

Why do parents suck at raising their kids these days? I worked at a grocery store and never have I seen so many devilish children getting away with things while their idiotic parents are right there. I mean, just because your kid starts screaming because they want a candy bar and they take it off the shelf and start eating it anyway, doesn't mean that you pay for it and let the kid have it. Ffs... Pay for it and let the kid watch you throw it away.

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crazyaces89 7

I work at a grocery store myself...I've seen some bad kids...and worse parents

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MuchDance90s 0

totally agree but then, my son doesn't do those things because I follow through on my warnings

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