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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 18:01 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with an Apple advisor, who helped me back up data to my computer using remote assistance. As we did, every file transferred showed up with a real-time preview. All of a sudden, the nude selfies I forgot about rolled in. He immediately shouted, “OH WOW.” It wasn’t a good “wow” either. FML
I agree, your life sucks 464
You deserved it 1 063

Same thing different taste

Button fever

By i hate it - 09/05/2025 12:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I had a conference call with a client. I was feeling confident and had been preparing all morning. Right in the middle of my presentation, I hit the wrong button, and my webcam feed turned into a close-up of my face, which had a giant zit right in the middle of my forehead. The client didn’t say anything, but I could see their eyes glued to it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 317
You deserved it 200

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Yair Peke 4

am tech service, people often forget whatever they are running on the background so more than once I was welcomed to a computer with ****, nudes or just weird shit. we are not here to judge you, just to help. as long as it's not illegal like cp or anything of that sort

bleachedraven 14

😱 lmao, that would be embarrassing, but being that it's a customer service rep, I wouldn't dwell on the awkwardness too long.

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That is super awkward for him I imagine. At least it wasn’t anything illegal, but let’s be honest there are situations where it’s just awkward more than titillating to get a bunch of nudes thrown in your face. For him it’s likely the equivalent of getting an unsolicited dick pick. Definitely not appealing.

bleachedraven 14

😱 lmao, that would be embarrassing, but being that it's a customer service rep, I wouldn't dwell on the awkwardness too long.

Well being a professional it would be even more inappropriate for him to impressed and complimentary....wow this pic is amazing.

Yair Peke 4

am tech service, people often forget whatever they are running on the background so more than once I was welcomed to a computer with ****, nudes or just weird shit. we are not here to judge you, just to help. as long as it's not illegal like cp or anything of that sort