Kids, Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: My favorite letter is L - FML

My favorite letter is L

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML

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By Tracey - 09/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, my 10-year-old niece asked me how to spell "embarrassing." I confidently spelled it out. She giggled and said, "No, that's wrong." She was right, and to make matters a tad ironic, I'd just finished bragging about winning a spelling bee back in middle school. FML

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Today, I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML

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Today, I got into an argument with a 7 year old. He said that Obama was the 44th President, I said he was the 42nd. Guess who was right. FML

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By Noname - 10/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML

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By cuntsmom - 24/09/2013 04:47 - United States

Today, my niece, who is fifteen, convinced my six-year-old daughter that her name is spelled C-U-N-T, and just pronounced as Catherine. FML

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By jenni - 06/04/2021 20:00

Today, my seven-year-old niece gave me a birthday card. Only she'd spelled my name as ‘Jenny.’ When I told her it was spelled with an i instead of a y, she cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 19:43 - United States - Nutley

Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML

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By thebiteof87 - 22/07/2015 06:32 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was reading a picture storybook to a kindergarten kid. She could pronounce more words than me, and corrected me. I'm about triple her age. FML

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By szechuansauce - 10/04/2017 20:00

Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML

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By I weep for our future generation - 01/10/2017 04:30

Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML

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Top comments

sluggumsoriley 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 13:02

how you managed to find this website, figure out how to submit your story, and type it in, is beyond me.

arabianballa 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:08

Fail.

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Gimmedat 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 1:27

use silence dogood as your signature.

maddiesonnn 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 4:35

u stupid and need to go bak to kindergarten

tpike1296 11

Monday 21 June 2010 14:50

59: I just so happen to think 7 was very informative...but maybe in the wrong place...

puppettamer 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 3:14

Shut up 7.

missawesome16 0

Monday 16 August 2010 9:06

no one cares she ment the english one u f*ckin nerd

broderickcj 4

Thursday 2 September 2010 17:01

there r 26 lol

MassachusettsBoy 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:48

So what if you didnt know that? Its like not knowing how many spokes are on a standard bike wheel. If you know , you know. If you never counted, you wouldnt.

blt710 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:54

hahahaha that's kinda sad but I've been there xP

howie321 0

Friday 3 June 2011 23:53

OMG shut the eff up and stop arguing nobody gives a shi*

rick_maahea 12

Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:41

wow. and you are allowed use of electronic devices without adult supervision??? that is the FAIL. do you bathe with the toaster?

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