Kids, Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: My favorite letter is L

My favorite letter is L

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML

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By Tracey - 09/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, my 10-year-old niece asked me how to spell "embarrassing." I confidently spelled it out. She giggled and said, "No, that's wrong." She was right, and to make matters a tad ironic, I'd just finished bragging about winning a spelling bee back in middle school. FML

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You deserved it 446

By tspence - 20/03/2013 22:08 - United States - Genoa

Today, I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML

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You deserved it 34 222

By feeldumb - 11/06/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got into an argument with a 7 year old. He said that Obama was the 44th President, I said he was the 42nd. Guess who was right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 096

You deserved it 86 353

By Noname - 10/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 230

You deserved it 69 562

By cuntsmom - 24/09/2013 04:47 - United States

Today, my niece, who is fifteen, convinced my six-year-old daughter that her name is spelled C-U-N-T, and just pronounced as Catherine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 557

You deserved it 3 461

I didn't mean to hurt you, I'm sorry that I made you cry

By jenni - 06/04/2021 20:00

Today, my seven-year-old niece gave me a birthday card. Only she'd spelled my name as ‘Jenny.’ When I told her it was spelled with an i instead of a y, she cried. FML

I agree, your life sucks 424

You deserved it 1 117

By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 19:43 - United States - Nutley

Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 640

You deserved it 2 544

By thebiteof87 - 22/07/2015 06:32 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was reading a picture storybook to a kindergarten kid. She could pronounce more words than me, and corrected me. I'm about triple her age. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 775

You deserved it 26 939

By szechuansauce - 10/04/2017 20:00

Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 045

You deserved it 1 359

By I weep for our future generation - 01/10/2017 04:30

Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML

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You deserved it 305

sluggumsoriley 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 13:02

how you managed to find this website, figure out how to submit your story, and type it in, is beyond me.

arabianballa 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:08

Fail.

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jjluv456 11

Tuesday 9 August 2011 2:32

Facepalm

pyrigirl1324 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 18:21

of course it was you! (ahem...)

dabomb1463 0

Monday 16 January 2012 5:47

Theres 26 you idiots

hewdud 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 5:00

7- smart ass

TrippingOnAcid 29

Monday 23 January 2012 22:59

Dude,there are 28. Everyone with half a brain cell shows that.

cunningchick 1

Friday 3 February 2012 5:55

There's 26 dumbass,

I_lost_the_game 25

Wednesday 11 April 2012 23:04

I found 7 interesting, it's not their fault you don't want to learn...

jdyo3 5

Friday 18 May 2012 5:36

Did anyone else think that maybe OP is around 8 years old too

Dallasluver19 14

Friday 1 June 2012 3:45

Hey, I didn't Wyoming was a state in the u.s till a month ago, and I live in Virginia!

Ninjasaurus18 9

Saturday 2 June 2012 18:48

Maybe you shouldn't be a complete dumbfuck and this wouldn't have happened.

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I agree, your life sucks 22 989

You deserved it 3 062

Today, I was playing and laughing with my new baby boy. He was giggling, and it was adorable. Out of nowhere, I said, "You're my favorite!" Now I'm sitting here, talking to my two other children about how what I said earlier I didn't mean personally. They never want to talk to me again. FML

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You deserved it 130 925

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Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML

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You deserved it 4 215

Today, at work this woman came up to my counter and handed me gold top covered in gold sequins. I like to chat with the customers sometimes at work so I got all excited and said "Ooh! You shopping for Halloween?" She gave me the biggest death stare. Turns out she wasn't shopping for Halloween. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 897

You deserved it 17 515

Today, I got an invite to my high school reunion. With visions of wowing my former classmates, I set about starting a diet and exercise regimen. The universe had other plans. On my first run out in the fields, I managed to trip over an invisible pebble, fall into a puddle, and fuck my ankle up. The only thing I'm reuniting with now is my couch and a bag of ice. FML

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You deserved it 208

Today, I took a huge shit halfway through my gym workout, one of them half-wet, messy, stuck in your butt hairs. Three rolls and an anus with the feeling of carpet burn later, I proceeded to the bench feeling strong. At the twelfth rep, I sharted, right in my brand new gray pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 365

You deserved it 315

Today, me and my girlfriend went to the club. The song "Single Ladies" by Beyonce came on; the DJ came on the mic and said "Single ladies raise your hands!" My girlfriend raised her hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 978

You deserved it 7 274

Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML

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You deserved it 2 791

My favorite letter is L

Same thing different taste

Overconfident

I didn't mean to hurt you, I'm sorry that I made you cry

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