By cuntsmom - 24/09/2013 04:47 - United States

Today, my niece, who is fifteen, convinced my six-year-old daughter that her name is spelled C-U-N-T, and just pronounced as Catherine. FML
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chris_42 11

I take it you're not a fan of Cuntherine then?

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chris_42 11

I take it you're not a fan of Cuntherine then?

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missrebecca3 8

I'm assuming nobody's gets this comment.. okay look at the first letter of each word and see what it spells. there ya go

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patrickalamo 47

Cannot understand normal thinking. It's a gender affliction.

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9echo 17

Humor has to be related in some way to the subject. It's sad how many FML users don't understand that simple concept.

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naya_bingi 11

The fact that she thought she should explain it was hilarious, actually.

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Axipiter 24

And somewhat degrading. I've already accepted one person's white gloved slap in the face. Let's make it two. Challenge accepted. Pistols at ten after dawn.

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coolboy675 16

Time to spank that ****, by which I mean your niece. No six year old should be learning that word yet.

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feldco1 17

Surprised that your niece would think that was a good idea.

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ThatFancyPenn 18

#5, I've noticed that all if not most of your comments today have 15+ down votes. Today just isn't your day. I'd stop.

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MrBoredomioo 18

And I'd stop using that dog

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teresa96706 29

Should talk to her parents about what she did.

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Mr25_fml 14

That's not the smartest thing she's done, to say the least

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TiroC 25

She has a great story to share later in her life, at family reunions!

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azwethinkweiz87 11

I'd feel like back handing that 15 year old. Just tell your daughter it's a bad word I guess? :(

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cna1216 15

A similiar thing happened to my cousin and when we told her it was a bad word, it became her word of the day. -_-

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Enslaved 36

May I suggest a **** punt vs a back hand.:P

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juststephhere 23

That's so cute! Just wait til she writes her name for school.

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