Love: Today, somebody poured a cup of coffee down the back of my shirt....

By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 19:03 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, somebody poured a cup of coffee down the back of my shirt. When I turned around, I saw a man who said, "You looked like my ex from behind!" and ran off. FML

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By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 22:43 - United States - Toms River

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML

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By jitiizer - 19/09/2012 17:02 - Netherlands - Leeuwarden

Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

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Confuddled

By Spiller - 17/11/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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Smooth

By vintage_vogue - 17/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I had a coffee date. The guy was waiting with coffee to meet me on the patio. I walked up to him, caught my favorite pendant necklace on the table, broke the necklace trying to get it free, and rattled the table so intensely that the guy's coffee spilled all over him. FML

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By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:34

What an asshole. Even if you were the ex, that's a dick move.

thevelociraptor 31

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:30

Dumb ass. Sorry Op, people should always check before pouring coffee on others.

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thevelociraptor 31

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:30

Dumb ass. Sorry Op, people should always check before pouring coffee on others.

jerryj 27

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:33

You are apologizing even though it wasn't you? ...or was it? O_O

thevelociraptor 31

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:34

It's the Canadian, sorry I can't help it.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Wednesday 4 February 2015 12:47

You should never pour coffee on anyone.

TiddlesWiddles 15

Sunday 26 April 2015 18:07

I'm not Canadian and I do it.

omgitsmoe 26

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:31

What an asshole , I hope he gets the same one day FYL op

vikky538 28

Wednesday 4 February 2015 13:13

yes with a double espresso shot included...

lolnothanks 18

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:32

Sorry that happened op, some people are ridiculous

omgitsmoe 26

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:33

ARE WHAT ?! ARE WHAT?! TELL US PLEASE !!

killer0689 20

Wednesday 4 February 2015 11:21

seems R-E-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S TO me XD

JJTheJinx 6

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:33

Wow, the nerve of some people. Hopefully you were able to get cleaned up and that you weren't wearing a white shirt.

countryb_cth 38

Friday 6 February 2015 11:02

And hopefully the coffee wasn't too hot and OP didn't sustain any burns.

RobinGoodfellow 47

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:34

What an asshole. Even if you were the ex, that's a dick move.

fsomelife 26

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:45

AND he's a total pussy for running away. This guy's whole personality could fit into a pair of underwear.

Faddyy6 17

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:35

Bad luck!

albertozeta_fml 9

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:37

First of all he probably deserved a kick in his ass but most of all, I think he needs a psychanalist.

Scrambled 21

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:40

"You look like an asshole from the front!" and punch him in the face.

onlychildFTW 33

Friday 6 February 2015 10:28

Or take a tyre iron to his knees instead of the punch. Hell, kick him to the ground, put his knee over the curb and stomp on it from the front. Break his damn knees for that shit.