By UnidentifiedFun - 31/01/2015 18:22 - United States - Troy

Today, I got hit between the legs with a kayak. FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37

Alright, some of you need clarification.. So my friend and I were paddle boarding/kayaking (she had the kayak), and I decided to backfloat in the water for a bit, as it was smooth waters and a relaxing day. But alas, my friend thought it would be hilarious to full-steam ahead into my crotch. Needless to say, it was a painful experience.

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Top comments

Exodiafinder687 58

I wonder if it would hurt more to be hit by a kayak oar a canoe.

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FelixJC 14

You don't need testicles for that to be painful, you know.

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timakinz 21

But there would be higher multitudes of pain if you did indeed have male parts.

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Cass_x 22

Interesting fact; the ******** is made from the same tissues as the tip of the penis.

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WilliamMurderfac_fml 23

You don't feel getting hit between the legs with the tip of the penis.

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Cass_x 22

Well.. No.. I didn't say that, did I?

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terrorwatt 18

Ouch. Hope it didn't hurt for too long, OP. :(

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jojimugo 20

Sooo much is missing from this story. The when,why,how

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toaster87 19

@18 except every FML starts with today..

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buckdharma 37

Would have made more sense if it was a dinghy.

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