Today, my wife had a nip-slip. At my family reunion. In front... - FML

By oops. - 22/12/2018 16:00

Today, my wife had a nip-slip. At my family reunion. In front of everyone. FML

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Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

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Today, I was telling my entire cocktail party about the time I accidentally flashed my volleyball team at a pool party. While trying to demonstrate how it happened, I accidentally pulled my dress down and flashed everyone again. FML

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Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Lindenhurst

Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML

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By dantko - 01/01/2014 05:04 - United States - Dearborn

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 15 December 2018 23:17

Oh dear God no! Not a nipple! And a female nipple at that! The most offensive thing in the world! How dare your wife wear clothing that would risk exposing her nipples! Does she have no shame? On a more serious note, it's just a nipple. We all have them, but they look weirder on dudes. If any of your family were upset that they saw your wife's nipple, they're just a bunch of *****. And your wife shouldn't be embarrassed, either. There are worse things to witness than a nipple.

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Saturday 15 December 2018 10:16

It's a nipple 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Peaches1914 13

Thursday 27 December 2018 0:26

Did you pick out her outfit or gave her suggestions on what to wear? And are you bragging or embarrassed I can’t tell.

millsjoshua949 12

Thursday 30 July 2020 3:35

Honestly. Why do people freak out so much over seeing a nipple? We all have them.

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