Dogs, Weird and Animals: Mystery pooch

Mystery pooch

By Scarred - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Marquette

Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

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WCARlover 34

Wednesday 4 April 2012 9:00

Where the heck do you work?

br0ccoli 14

Wednesday 4 April 2012 9:06

*opens freezer* "well, I guess I found Fido." *sees striped shirt peeking underneath* "yeah!!...I also found Waldo!"

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locky999 1

Wednesday 28 May 2014 11:05

First of all, how did you know it had been 3 years? are you an accomplice? TELL THE TRUTH!!!

locky999 1

Wednesday 28 May 2014 11:09

or did you spell DONG wrong? That would be creepy and hilarious!!

BrettB321 15

Wednesday 20 August 2014 10:31

Welp. This is why you don't let Asians store their lunch in the freezer.

JD134 24

Saturday 20 June 2015 22:51

Looks like you found the new company mascot

Miss_Unique1031 6

Tuesday 24 November 2015 16:35

WTF!! Where do you work? AND WHY THE HELL IS THERE A DEAD DOG IN A FREEZER? Smdh

Thunderballs 9

Sunday 4 September 2016 4:09

How?!? What!?! Why is there a dog in your freezer

Ultimate_Batman 28

Friday 25 November 2016 21:14

a follow up would be nice

Tisinlovewithme 2

Thursday 1 June 2023 1:13

plot twist, he works at a meat shop

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