Work, Poopoo peepee and Gross: Mystery turd - FML

Mystery turd

By Oddity_C - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while at work, I was picking up paper in the bathroom. In one stall I saw what I thought was a wadded piece of the brown paper to dry your hands. It wasn't until I realized it was sticking to my bare hand that I realized it was feces. Human feces. FML

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chickenfeetyum 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 10:55

YDI for not wearing gloves while cleaning a BATHROOM!!! nasty.

somnolent 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 11:12

I'm sorry... but how could human faces look like a piece of paper?

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Nickimariek 20

Friday 1 April 2016 14:33

I would have pretended not to see the assumed paper, then that wouldn't have happened. lol

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