Mystery turd

By Oddity_C - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while at work, I was picking up paper in the bathroom. In one stall I saw what I thought was a wadded piece of the brown paper to dry your hands. It wasn't until I realized it was sticking to my bare hand that I realized it was feces. Human feces. FML
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chickenfeetyum 0

YDI for not wearing gloves while cleaning a BATHROOM!!! nasty.

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somnolent 0

I'm sorry... but how could human faces look like a piece of paper?

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hornetchik 0

This is a really badly written FML.

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seashells21 0

Uh maybe next time you have to clean the bathroom...use a broom. That way you get no where near the gross tissue that's all over the floor.

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noshitsherlock 0

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Are you blind? Seriously...

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Jonathan33 0

haha did not see that coming! /sarcasm

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FruitSalad4225 0

YDI for deciding I needed to hear this.

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leec95 0

why would you touch brown paper in a toilet

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Cant_Touch_This_ 0

HOLY ****! HUMAN FECES? I thought it would be like Kangaroo or Leprechuan feces for all i ****** know!!!

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notsoordinary 0

LMFAO #56 YOU MADE MY DAY! XD

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xenomorph 0

Can picture situation . . . need eye bleach, seriously, I need eye bleach.

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LolWaitWut 0

I love how lots of comments are talking about shit. Literally. FYL OP that's a really nasty mistake to make.

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