Mystery turd
By Oddity_C - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Oddity_C - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Ok in this person's defense, I work in a restaurant as a hostess and one of my duties as a hostess is to check the bathrooms every half hour/hour to make sure it looks decent. Part of that job is picking up the stray toilet paper that people somehow drop on the floor and the hand paper towels that people just let fall off the stack, and putting them in the trash. It takes about 2 seconds to do this. I go in, pick it up, throw it away, wash my hands. It's not as uncommon as you'd think...
Let me understand: You were cleaning the floor, in a stall, in a bathroom and yet didn't consider that the brown pile next to the toilet may be feces? You are not smart enough to live. Go cut your throat.
yo mom
sticky situation...
yes. human feces. in case you thought it was goat feces or something.
awwww shit
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YDI for not wearing gloves while cleaning a BATHROOM!!! nasty.
I'm sorry... but how could human faces look like a piece of paper?