well the holidays are coming up. i guess mr hanky decided to come out a bit earlier this year.

e-coli!!!!

mr hanky the Christmas poo, small and round and he comes from you! sit on the toilet here he comes, squeezed between your festive bums. a present from down below, spreading joy with a howdy ho! okay... I can't remember the rest of it... fml for knowing that song. and OP, that is horrible, as you're cleaning shouldn't you wear gloves? but eww, just ew!

I'm also a bit fazed by the emphasis put on “human”…what kind of work does the OP do to be analysing this kind of detail? Also, how did (s)he guess in that case?

Perhaps she works as a crapologist, and was expecting to discover a new type of poop not yet seen by human eyes. And instead she found what Oscar D Poosworthy created back in 1942. Of course in those days it wasn't called crap because of the war, it was called Liberty Chocolate, and was a major part of the diet for most people in the Allied nations. Rationing meant that people were only allowed one steaming brown log each, and unfortunately chunks of corn counted as luxury items. During the sixties, shit (as the free thinking hippies of the day called it) was often used to paint the insides of middle aged people's houses, or as a substitute for mud at music festivals. The fascination with shit died down in the mid-to-late seventies, as there was a fair amount of music which, to quote Margaret Thatcher, was "out ******** the shit". By the noughties, the free world's use of shit was almost entirely replaced by Disney Channel Original movies, Twilight books and Glen Beck's TV show. With these things in the world, people decided that "the world's already shitty enough".

You're a genius, how did you come up with that stuff? "Liberty Chocolate"? LOL

Prowin

^win^

Anything is possible. OP must be an idiot. A Human idiot.

US v. UK spelling. OP You should have gone Specsavers

I kinda get depressed reading comments like this, because it reminds me what a BAD image America has with the rest of the world. Actually, let me correct myself: reading comments like #40 depress me, because it reminds me that the dumb American jokes are probably mostly true. .............. Thank god for New York.

Well, it's got to be the other hand, you wouldn't want to be anywhere near the first one :s