Kids, Weird, Creepy, Babies and Love: Namesake

Namesake

By cjy152 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her newborn son after me. FML

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HippoCampus 7

Wednesday 21 September 2011 19:37

Bitches be crazy.

marpay 11

Wednesday 21 September 2011 19:39

Hopefully she didn't name it after the father.

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angeld_fml 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 5:19

I dont get how this is a fml moment.

ImafukNskittleYO 4

Tuesday 6 December 2011 2:23

she's your ex. you've probably had sex with her. might be yours asshole.

LocalNatives 2

Sunday 22 January 2012 6:51

OMG!!! My friend is named after his mom's ex!!!!

zandraswagg 1

Wednesday 25 January 2012 22:30

Uhhhhhhhhh....uh ohhhh. Lol

monsterfuzzzy 4

Monday 20 February 2012 5:06

I ruined the perfect 11111!

Kalipczo 21

Sunday 2 December 2012 12:08

Maybe she just likes the name

LittlestPrincess 21

Tuesday 11 December 2012 22:59

my friend's named after the guy her mom cheated with while she was pregnant

_playswithfire 6

Tuesday 9 April 2013 6:09

congrats on being a father!

jazs1mba 3

Thursday 14 November 2013 22:43

Hopefully the REAL father doesn't know who you are

Rectov 10

Wednesday 12 August 2015 22:02

Sensitive much? Who cares

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