Kids, Weird, Creepy, Babies and Love: Namesake - FML

Namesake

By cjy152 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her newborn son after me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 297

You deserved it 3 675

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HippoCampus 7

Wednesday 21 September 2011 19:37

Bitches be crazy.

marpay 11

Wednesday 21 September 2011 19:39

Hopefully she didn't name it after the father.

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phybreawptic 13

Friday 20 August 2021 12:02

That kid is 10 years old now.

christian_slate 16

Saturday 21 August 2021 0:16

Who's stalking whom!?

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