Work and Awkward: Natural history

Natural history

By latino - 11/11/2010 11:30 - United States

Today, at the museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

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By Cnscott0205 - 17/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 07:58 - United States

Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

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By Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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By donuts678 - 16/08/2015 23:37 - United States - Passaic

Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel" my muscles. Thinking it was cute, I flexed for her. She laughed and said, "No, really." FML

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Moobs

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 16:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

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Hanging

By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

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By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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Thursday 11 November 2010 16:33

It could have been worse! At least you weren't rolling the testes :)

hiloman500 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:29

it's kinda what you get for doing that...

Comments

evilcartman 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:27

perv in a museum

TylerMan1184 1

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:30

Yo should have made a birds nest!!!

dzj 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:34

Hahah copped a feel did ya!;p Probably chubbed up to it didnt yax)

heyjenn 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 18:30

Huh?

butthole_cheeze 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 18:36

you have to know how to cipher slang for you to comprehend this kid. cop a feel - touch chubbed up - half hard (penis) you can tell he took Intro to Ebonics

heyjenn 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 18:41

I think there's a deeper meaning to this. This is a desperate cry for attention.

amoree772 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:47

what is this the museum for people who can't get any ? hahah

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 11 November 2010 18:17

There is much more about sex than just doing it. These museums simply bring this knowledge to light. There's -- of course -- ****, how other cultures appreciate sex, sex in design and even architecture, the evolution of sex, and the psychology of sex. You'd know this if you didn't restrict your mind to that of a giggling 13-yr-old.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 11 November 2010 18:34

But giggling 13yr-olds are so much fun. I once brought my son, who was 6 at the time, to the museum to see the Rodin exhibit. Of course, as we're walking by one of the statues, he shouts "What a huge penis!!!".