Animals, Homeowners and Creepypasta: Nature is healing

Nature is healing

By screwthewilderness - 04/10/2010 06:46 - United States

Today, I visited my vacation cabin. I've been planning to sell it, and it was in perfect condition when I last visited about 6 months ago. I walked in the door to find the floor covered in muddy pawprints and bloody remainders of meals. It appears some bears moved in during my absence. FML

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By Lisa - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML

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Bad boy

By feelgood - 29/07/2013 05:08 - United States

Today, I woke up on the last day of my vacation at the beach to find that my dog had chewed a hole in the wall of my rented house, 2 hours before the owner arrived to check for any damage. FML

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Buyer's market

By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 00:01

Today, I found out that my childhood vacation home was on sale for 149K. We sold it for 99K 9 months ago. FML

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By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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The Stinking of Hill House

By laner - 26/07/2019 12:00

Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML

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A cheap holiday in other people's misery

By Blunt w/chip on shoulder - 06/02/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I came to visit a friend I haven't seen in 3 years for a fun 2 month vacation of you know what. She has 2 more dogs now and soon as I stepped in her place after flying across the country, there were 2 piles if dog crap on the ground. I already want to fly out of here, and this is only day one. FML

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Close call

By Anonymous - 09/11/2023 06:00 - Canada

Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML

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Trash

By Attack of the drunk caveman - 14/04/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I'm a hotel housekeeper. I was warned by the manager that one of the rooms was "horrible." When I got to said room, I understood: what he meant; it looked as though it was raided by a drunken caveman. It took my friend and I almost an hour to clean it up completely. At least the "caveman" left a $2.00 tip. FML

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Nature calls

By Anonymous - 29/11/2023 00:00

Today, I got to my log cabin after an hour's hiking. I lit the fire because it was freezing and my stupid dog sniffed the fire, looked me in the eye, then jumped right into the fire and knocked the logs everywhere. My cabin is now ashes and I had an hour's hike back to my car with my stupid dog. FML

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Filitov 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:04

Yogi Bear strikes again!

FFML_314 11

Monday 4 October 2010 16:15

This comment is such a complete failure. I'm ashamed to share the same air supply with you.

Comments

FFML_314 11

Monday 4 October 2010 17:00

They're a bitch.

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Monday 4 October 2010 17:04

Only a FYL if there was no insurance, but if you did not insure it then, YDI...

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 4 October 2010 17:05

Damn! You beat me to it, Rawrz_Itz_KK

steeledwolf 8

Monday 4 October 2010 17:17

I hate bears. yeah we need them but I just dislike them.

hairt 4

Monday 4 October 2010 17:26

#34 use your super powers and transport them into your FML profile.

Daggertrout 6

Monday 4 October 2010 17:34

No, but there are country bears. And they like to jamboree.

sYmhaHa 0

Monday 4 October 2010 17:36

Except he didn't find the bear sleeping in his bed..

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 4 October 2010 18:01

I bet Goldilocks broke in and stole their porridge-- hence their need to trash the place while in a hungry rage.

bigbadtim 7

Tuesday 5 October 2010 2:24

Maybe the remains were Goldilocks'?

boritom 1

Monday 4 October 2010 18:27

I'm one of the bears, and we only trashed the place because you left us cheap beer. Bud Lite? WTF!?!? Next time, leave us some nice microbrews. Oh, and that wicker sofa thing was so lame! Try Ikea next time.