Naturewatch

By thelarkscaw - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought I saw a woodchuck far out in my yard. I wanted to take a cool picture of it so I slowly crept closer and closer to it. I spent half an hour sneaking up on a log. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 344
You deserved it 54 032

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furbuggy 0

A Woodchuck is a mammal. Not a bird. Epic fail.

@2, how could they have found out how much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if the wood chuck was chucked wood?

Comments

You are dedicated, I'll give you that. But there's something called the 'Zoom Function'

Who the hell takes half an hour to sneak up to a 'woodchuck'?! If it's waiting it'll make sense, but sneaking?

That is hilarious ! Really sucks on your part though..

I'm a little teapot, short and stout! O how the woodchucks scurry and hide in the darkened library when you appear, inching closer and closer on your tummy in the doit. How they do TREMBLE, TREMBLE, TREM_BULLLLL. You has gots to fine out how dem chuckiepoos akshully LOOK, my man! Duh!!

funsize003 0

um, --> you remind me of my DOG. :)

Hahahahaha! Didn't you realise when it didn't move?

sammy813 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOL-ED SO BAD AT THIS ONE/

Purane2forever 0

OKAY, thats a lie... you didnt spend 30 minswalking slow unless it was a mile away where you wouldnt be able to see it b/c it would be too far away. and you camera must have a zoom unless this happened in 1955 where you had a disposable camera. Dumbass