Neat and tidy

By jjhach - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Aldouane

Today, while fishing my remote out from behind the couch, I found my fiancé's stash of old toenails. FML
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JuzReading 23

Please introduce your fiancé to a vacuum cleaner.

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flufee2 27

Lets be honest.. 90% of the time when you do that you find anything but the remote lol

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JuggaloSimms1441 16

Eeeeew! I used to know someone that are them..... So could be worse! Good luck with that one! Fyl

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Zwingend 15

I shudder to think of it. Perhaps this would be a good time to discuss grooming etiquette with him...

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therealjc_fml 14

Nasty.... Sprinkle them on his plate next time you make him a meal :)

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Axel5238 29

I hope OP, made the account to post this and her name is the noise she made when she found those toe nails. Really though that's gross, as a kid my mom used to leave used tissues between the pillows of the couch.

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worldclassrager 39

Some things make me wonder why people do things like this

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ZorroRooster 19

Better those than a stash of panties from one night stands.

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xXToxicPenguinXx 12

i honestly read "fisting my remote"

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nider 19

Two FMLs in a row with the correct use of fiancée/fiancé! Is this what heaven is like?

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