Love and Weird: Very sus behaviour

Very sus behaviour

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, after 5 months in his new apartment, the only kitchenware my boyfriend has unpacked is one single butter knife. He will not unpack the rest, or let me do it for him, so if I want to so much as eat a yoghurt or stir my coffee, I have to bring my own spoon. FML

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You deserved it 170

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend has a freezer full of his favorite dish, which I cooked for him, yet he is subsisting on chocolate and those pathetic ready-made sandwiches from the supermarket. Why? Thawing and heating up a meal is too much trouble when I’m not there to do it for him. FML

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Excuse me?

By youcould'vejusttoldme - 11/05/2017 21:00 - United States - College Station

Today, my roommate started packing up for when we move out in August. Thirty boxes later, I realized she's leaving me with only a dishtowel and a skillet while she traipses through Europe for the summer. She even packed the silverware. And the curtains. FML

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You deserved it 486

By Anonymous - 24/01/2017 12:00

Today, my lovely boyfriend decided to make grilled cheese on his own for the first time in months. Apparently, within that time span he forgot that plastic doesn't go well with prolonged heat. Goodbye favorite pan and spatula. FML

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You deserved it 528

By Myboyfriendisaromanticslob - 10/03/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML

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You deserved it 6 467

Manchild

By Guyinstructor - 06/05/2022 18:00

Today, and ever since my boyfriend moved in, I've learned just how much his mother did everything for him and never taught him how to adult. In the last month I've had to show him how to cook, clean the house, do laundry and drying, use the vacuum, pay household bills, and he still moans its too hard. FML

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You deserved it 227

By ShouldBeSingleSoon - 26/03/2013 04:15 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML

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You deserved it 10 167

By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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You deserved it 3 012

By Anonymous - 01/09/2015 04:37 - New Zealand - Albany

Today, I invited an acquaintance over for tea. When he came in, I told him to make himself at home. He took it literally and now half of my pantry is messed up, my boyfriend's chocolate supply is gone, and I'm pretty sure our couch is broken. Thanks. FML

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Equality

By Anonymous - 10/07/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML

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You deserved it 305

Hangryko 29

Saturday 11 November 2023 22:30

Then he can visit you from now on. Don't go back.

Chazzster 28

Saturday 11 November 2023 22:22

I have a feeling that is telling you something, but I’m not sure what… (1) Maybe BF isn’t yet committed to living there yet and thinks it will save time if/when he moves again… (2) Maybe BF is just lazy and doesn’t want to deal with cooking and eating utensils because he grabs all his meals outside the home or delivery… (3) Maybe there is a bad memory associated with something that’s packed up that he doesn’t want to deal with… No matter the reason for the unpacking issue, I don’t think BF is going to be asking you to move in any time soon.

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Chazzster 28

Saturday 11 November 2023 22:22

Hangryko 29

Saturday 11 November 2023 22:30

Then he can visit you from now on. Don't go back.

core01 30

Sunday 12 November 2023 5:13

He is good time now manchild, not life partner.

FluffythePink 21

Sunday 12 November 2023 12:47

About 15 years ago I went out with a guy who'd been living in his place for about 7 years and he still hadn't unpacked, except for his chair, pc, bed and basic kitchen stuff. A friend of mine went out with him about 10 years later and he still hadn't unpacked. As far as I know, he *still* hasn't unpacked. I've heard quite a few other tales of men not seeing the point of unpacking over the years... I honestly don't know if this is a mental health thing or just a bloke thing. You could try offering him sexual rewards for every box he unpacks?