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By moms know best??? - 27/07/2013 21:41 - Canada - Morinville

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Today, I received some unwanted anal sex tips. They were unwanted because I'm not into anal sex, and the tips came from my drunk mom. FML
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FlyingPie 17

At first I thought the word "tips" was being used as a double entendre.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Anal sex tips from drunk mom? -changes porno-

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Kenjikai 5

and I thought "the talk" with my parents was awkward enough. I can only imagine how weird this was.

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SerenaSerenadex3 13

The start to a bad porno..

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perdix 29

You mean there's more than one? After lots and lots and lots of lube, what else is there to know?

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TheDrifter 23

Order of operations, the dangers of rapid insertion and withdrawal, scented vs flavored lubes.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

If the OP were female there would be plenty for making it less painful. However, since the OP is male I think we're entering into darker territory. Things like "be sure to wait until she's taken a crap, unless your into that."

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bach2121 13

Anal sex is SO gross! I'll never do it. Leave it to gay men.

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fsomelife 26

I really doubt that's one of the tips.

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FrankHotpants 31

Is it me or does every weird sex related FML come from Canada?

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skinnybyotch 16

Ya we're into some freaky things here in Canada :p

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Trisha_aus 15

I must pay a visit soon. Love Canadians and your Tim Horton's coffee!

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AngrySailor 17

There's not much here to do once the sled dogs are fed and the toques are washed.

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graceinsheepwear 33

First the octomom, now the eneMA.

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