Actually it makes some sense if OP is gay and the mom knows that. Then her reason could be that she wants to help her child, you know like the sextalk for a gay child. Of course it's weird, but together with her being drunk, it would make some sense!

Seems like now days parents are alot more open minded and well out right. Ill puke if my mom had to tell me that shit!

Gross

Your mom was drunk and probably wasn't aware of what she was saying. Is that a TMI moment that my daughter keeps warning me about?

That's not traumatising at all.

As I anal-ize your story, OP, I feel that your mom could have started more gently, moved more slowly, and spent some time lubricating you with some of the stuff she was drinking. Then you might have been able to relax and not be so tightly clinched. I rectum that you coloncievably could have found a small sphincter of interest in opening up to her fingering some important facts that might ease the way into some new, unexplored territory for you.....

...or she's just drunk as ****.

She doesn't want you to be butt hurt I'm sure

TMI

Your mom sounds fun