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By Kelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Roseville
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So what? She's your best friend, be supportive, and if you guys are really close then of course u wouldn't mind sharing your stuff. That's what friends do for each other
No it's true. I've lent my friends my watch, my tools, my car, my... Wait, no I haven't. If my friends need help with something, they ask for help. That's how friendship works. Real friends don't PAWN YOUR SHIT.
I'm your friend. Can I borrow your printer please? Because we are good friends, are we not? You'd be very supportive if you did.
You both please me when I'm on FML. Keep up the good, punny, work( I'm looking at you, DocBastard)
Aww, since I'm your best friend, can I use the computer you are using right now? I need it for a project I'm doing for my English class. Pwease? You said we were friends. I promise not to sell it...
VasilisaUzhasnaj
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28, I sure as **** don't think you'd like a best friend abusing your trust, stealing your shit, and keeping the money. That's not friendship, that being a user.
Being stolen from isn't friendship. Nor is it supportive.
lol sue that bitch
Why not rape her also while she's at it?
After a few unreturned items it doesn't make sense to lend anything else. How does it continue for years?
Pawned!
Well, OP was a pawn in her friend's plan. Bad puns make everything punny.
As long as you didn't lend her skyrim...
VasilisaUzhasnaj
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Yeah, then heads would have to roll.
How do you use up all of one's cable?
There's an Indian word for that Forgot it but it meant The act of stealing something from a friend by slowly borrowing everything they own and never returning anything
VasilisaUzhasnaj
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Anyone know the Hindu word for 'douchebag'?
ididntdoit1980
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At least you USE to have better stuff then her. That should make you feel accomplished in your life.
You "pull some strings" if you catch my drift. You know, 'cause its cable... Eh? Eh? No? Okay.
Using up her cable adds to the problem. What creeped me out was the toilet part.
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There has never been a better time to get revenge. Have fun OP.
That's why when I lend things I get it back before lending another thing.. Best friend or not.