Needs

By Kelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Roseville

Today, I found out that all the things I've lent to my best friend over the last few years that have never been returned were actually pawned off so she could pay her cable bill. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 526
You deserved it 3 444
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Top comments

RabidBunny 10

There has never been a better time to get revenge. Have fun OP.

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mizuki123 8

That's why when I lend things I get it back before lending another thing.. Best friend or not.

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Angelcakes79 4

So what? She's your best friend, be supportive, and if you guys are really close then of course u wouldn't mind sharing your stuff. That's what friends do for each other

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DocBastard 38

No it's true. I've lent my friends my watch, my tools, my car, my... Wait, no I haven't. If my friends need help with something, they ask for help. That's how friendship works. Real friends don't PAWN YOUR SHIT.

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rattusrattus 18

I'm your friend. Can I borrow your printer please? Because we are good friends, are we not? You'd be very supportive if you did.

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Heinousness 0

You both please me when I'm on FML. Keep up the good, punny, work( I'm looking at you, DocBastard)

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Aww, since I'm your best friend, can I use the computer you are using right now? I need it for a project I'm doing for my English class. Pwease? You said we were friends. I promise not to sell it...

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

28, I sure as **** don't think you'd like a best friend abusing your trust, stealing your shit, and keeping the money. That's not friendship, that being a user.

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Jaxx66 21

Being stolen from isn't friendship. Nor is it supportive.

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saidoh_fml 26

After a few unreturned items it doesn't make sense to lend anything else. How does it continue for years?

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Heinousness 0

Well, OP was a pawn in her friend's plan. Bad puns make everything punny.

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rooney0710 5

As long as you didn't lend her skyrim...

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Yeah, then heads would have to roll.

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micahsmommy 13

How do you use up all of one's cable?

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GimmeFive 10

There's an Indian word for that Forgot it but it meant The act of stealing something from a friend by slowly borrowing everything they own and never returning anything

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Anyone know the Hindu word for 'douchebag'?

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ididntdoit1980 8

At least you USE to have better stuff then her. That should make you feel accomplished in your life.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

You "pull some strings" if you catch my drift. You know, 'cause its cable... Eh? Eh? No? Okay.

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Heinousness 0

Using up her cable adds to the problem. What creeped me out was the toilet part.

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