Animals: Needy baby

Needy baby

By nosleeptilpissoff - 18/03/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML

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Telepathy?

By So tired - 24/05/2023 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my incredibly needy rescue cat - who knows she doesn't get to go into my bedroom at night - decided that she needed to wail and scratch the bedroom door from midnight until 5 a.m. Now that I'm awake, she's ignoring me because she knows I'm mad at her. FML

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Needy furbaby

By Trained and Conditioned - 24/10/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, my cat locked herself in the bathroom and screamed until she was let out, for what seems like the millionth time this week. It took me a while to realize she's doing it on purpose for attention. She is loved and cared for; I've never neglected her. Apparently, it's still not enough. FML

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Feline logic

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 06:00 - Germany

Today, it’s 3 a.m. and my cat is shredding the padded door of her box, wanting to get out. I would be sympathetic if not for the fact that she has a perfectly good cat flap on the other side of that box, so she can go outside whenever she wants. FML

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How could you, Human?

By I'm a dumbass - 27/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML

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A Caturday surprise

By fucking cat - 02/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML

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Catflap time

By Anonymous - 24/01/2021 17:01 - Germany

Today, our cat doesn’t care much whether she gets into my room or not. Except at about 3 a.m. each night. That’s the time she sits outside the door, meowing to be let in. FML

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Jealousy

By JLD - 11/10/2010 04:34 - United States

Today, I came home from a four-day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she's been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

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By notevencatnipworks - 27/08/2018 13:00

Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML

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By Ican'tgotoschoolapparently - 07/10/2016 07:18 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I found out after $200 worth of checks and tests, three rugs being ruined from her peeing and pooping on them, that my cat isn't sick. She just has really bad separation anxiety. FML

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By Apes - 25/03/2013 07:18 - United States - Temecula

Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's been running up to my room, opening my door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

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Miss_Michaela 10

Friday 18 March 2011 18:30

Hmm. Lock her in a separate room, with a cushion or pillow attached to it. She'll headbutt the pillow. :P

ilovepoppa 0

Friday 18 March 2011 18:31

You're mean... just let her in.!

Comments

kimbo7747 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 15:45

my cat is the exact same way! just wait till she starts clawing up the carpet to get in!

Mark988 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 18:52

Two to the head will fix your cat problem.

franwins0827 7

Sunday 20 March 2011 19:00

Why not leave your bedroom door cracked or put pet doors in the doors so she can go in and out of rooms?

midnight13_13 0

Monday 21 March 2011 5:09

Why can't it sleep with you?

cyphi1 2

Monday 21 March 2011 6:33

Open the door. It's not like it can leave the house and have other cats over. Mean ass. It needs love too.

tiedyejess13 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:42

Haha..mine too!! Battering ram and all...but normally I just let him sleep in my room

dramaelf 37

Monday 25 July 2011 9:31

Exactly. My cat does the battering ram thing too if we don't let him in, and he weighs 25 pounds. Try sleeping through that...

dramaelf 37

Monday 25 July 2011 9:36

Exactly. My cat does the battering ram thing too unless we let him in, and he weighs 25 pounds. Try sleeping through that...

semperfi2035 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:02

can anyone say Tosh.0? record your cat doing that and post that shit, i know I'd watch over and over lol

wade042 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:05

haha your cat is 1 in a million. it actually likes being near its owner

Steeeve 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:47

This made me laugh, the thought of a cat headbutting a door XD. I like the record it idea, I'd like to see this. At least it doesn't claw the door up. Either let it in, put it in another room, or find another cat to keep it company.