Neighbours and Thief: Neighborhood watch

Neighborhood watch

By TheAnnoyedNeighbor - 03/10/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

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By shoveless - 20/12/2016 21:08 - United States

Today, I came home from school to find my house ransacked. The robbers shoveled a path from my back door to the driveway, through the snow, then they stole my snow-shovel. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML

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By racello13 - 02/11/2015 15:26 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

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By egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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JustinThunder 8

Monday 3 October 2011 15:46

Get a security system?

omfg_creepers 8

Monday 3 October 2011 15:53

Whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men can easily solve the problem

Comments

thomasjk 3

Tuesday 4 October 2011 0:19

Put up a sign ''THEY have a security system, I have a gun!''

Biggy2010 3

Tuesday 4 October 2011 0:32

jus get one then put up a sign that says "i do now bitch"

Tiecho 4

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:04

pretty sure u can sue for that- take pictures and take them to court

animaladro 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:22

You can sue them

WardenWolf 26

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:35

Sue the neighbors.

Bajee 10

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:53

By a sign that says "beware of dog"

Zaffro 8

Tuesday 4 October 2011 2:10

Point out their terrible grasp on the English language. It's a burglary not a robbery! Also take action perhaps show them what grievous bodily harm is...