Awkward and Love: Nerd

Nerd

By cole - 24/04/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar. After joking around for a few minutes she said, "Hey, I love your jacket, where'd you get that?" I then told her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket. This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere." FML

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By paperbagofdoom - 29/05/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, while working at a certain California theme park in full costume, I was approached by a kid in line, who looked at me and exclaimed, "Hey look, its Indiana Jones!" which felt pretty amazing. His sister, who was maybe seven years old, glanced over at me and said, "No, he's way too fat." FML

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By Seanzy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on forever asked me why the pin on my Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she responded, "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML

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Fashion Week, Bitch

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 21:02

Today, I found out that my blazer was not in fact lost. How did I find this out? The girl who'd "lost it" was wearing it. She now denies it was ever mine. FML

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Thick as thieves

By blovesg - 07/04/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

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By Fred - 05/08/2011 05:45 - Japan

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

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Three's company

By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 07:59

Today, after I searched for three months and found the coolest jacket and was stoked, my fiancé and our guy friend both ordered the same jacket so we can all match. FML

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By arh - 28/08/2012 00:10 - Australia - Newport

Today, I wore an expensive vintage blazer which I'd purchased at a market in Paris. Turns out my colleague has the exact same one, only hers is from a clearance rack at Target. FML

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By khood - 14/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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forthelin 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:16

ahem.... not that I would care ... but where did you get this jacket?

ThatsAli3 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:26

I think that's pretty cool. I wouldn't have left you = ) Unless you were creepy and i needed an excuse =P

Comments

goosh_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:48

Dude you totally deserved it. First of all I think an Indiana Jones jacket as pretty little-kiddish and second of all you should've said that you forgot where and avoided the situation. Common sense bro.

ilovefmlife 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:56

haha @ #2 and #4 and well I don't think I would of walked away but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have given you my number.

jdrives 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:57

her loss, indiana jones is the shit.

snoozeuloose 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:57

that's sweeet. indiana jones is a sexy hard ass, i would have stayed. don't let her bother you, it's her loss.

Erin_Soprano 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 1:00

She must have been very shallow. Who cares if it's a replica?? Indiana Jones is a sexy mother ******.

save_me_08 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 1:01

Clearly you couldn't pull off the look. Nice try though

colesauce 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 1:04

I actually got her number before she asked that question, but I guess calling her is now out of the question hahahah. she was actually kinda into lame shit so im not really worried about it. but still...she was smokin, good lord. #2 I don't remember exactly where but it was from an english leather company and my dad got it for me for christmass like 5 years ago. I actually never wore it till last night which is ironic

colesauce 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 1:06

the funny thing is nobody would have ever known it was a replica unless they were like hardcore fans, so i definitely ****** that one up (i was sooooo wasted)