Porn and Wanker: Never check the history - FML

Never check the history

By mszoe - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML

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iTzSelverZz 14

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:28

Shrek is love ... Shrek is life

LizetteBerenice 22

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:26

Best kind of **** out there... Jk

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fantasyworld 37

Sunday 1 November 2015 20:36

Now I'm curious.

storethis 17

Monday 25 April 2016 15:06

I'm in your family apparently

twistedtater 6

Friday 6 October 2017 3:15

I feel like I need to look this up now lmao

mental asylum 13

Saturday 10 February 2018 22:39

nosey ****

SJKatt 15

Monday 7 March 2022 21:10

Even in 2015. things could have been a lot worse.

mccuish 25

Tuesday 8 March 2022 7:27

This is why I have my own computer and watch **** in incognito mode

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Today, I have a stutter that gets worse with stress. We got a new supervisor today and the first thing she said to me was, “Either spit it out or write it in an email, for fuck's sake!” I’m now so scared of her, I go almost mute if we’re in the same room. FML

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Today, I felt sad, useless and like I could never achieve anything. To cheer myself up, I wanted to smell some essential orange oil. I couldn't open the bottle. FML

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Today, some random bloke introduced himself at a bar by asking to fuck me. I got tongue-tied trying to say both "fuck off" and "please go away". I ended up telling him to "Please fuck away." FML

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Today, I asked my girlfriend's father for permission to take his daughter's hand in marriage. He asked me "Which one?" I said "Uh, the one I'm dating... Lisa." He belched and said, "Yeah sure, throw 'er off a cliff for all I care. Piss off, boy." So much for chivalry. FML

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