Porn and Wanker: Never check the history - FML

Never check the history

By mszoe - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML

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iTzSelverZz 14

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:28

Shrek is love ... Shrek is life

LizetteBerenice 22

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:26

Best kind of **** out there... Jk

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GreyTulip8763 13

Sunday 1 March 2015 20:41

That's why you should always delete your own internet history

communisttaco 16

Monday 2 March 2015 16:33

Ctrl+Shift+N

150493x 29

Sunday 1 March 2015 21:12

Maybe it was a follow-up to people's curiosity as to how donkey made babies with the dragon...

Brittanu1225 9

Sunday 1 March 2015 21:15

Someone is Interested in Ogre lovin

xluciferx666 21

Sunday 1 March 2015 21:34

Shreks power level is ogre 9000!!!!

britbrat237 14

Sunday 1 March 2015 21:49

They were looking for Shrek is Love video.

tintin10_fml 13

Sunday 1 March 2015 22:22

Snoops deserve what they find.

chef4money 12

Sunday 1 March 2015 22:26

I will not lie, I am going to Google that. I'm hoping it was the train wreck affect that made them keep going back and not an actual sexual fetish. It's hard to live up to a cartoon character.

ItsDutch 16

Sunday 1 March 2015 23:11

Could be worse, I know someone who caught their roommate watching pterodactyl ****

relaxeazy 24

Monday 2 March 2015 1:43

It's all ogre now

The_Podfather 16

Monday 2 March 2015 2:59

Their days of watching **** are ogre

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