He has issues

By just a joke - 08/06/2020 20:08

Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML

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By heytherexo - 05/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

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Looks to Die For...

By Milo - 21/02/2017 08:00 - Canada

Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML

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By nobrows - 06/04/2012 17:11 - United States - Malvern

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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By -_- - 12/01/2014 08:03 - United States

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

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Baby love

By bushy brows - 04/01/2016 23:13 - United States - Prior Lake

Today, I recently gave birth to my daughter, and my husband and I both have dark hair and bushy eyebrows. We never thought it was a problem until our daughter was born with a dark, bushy unibrow. Now I'm too nervous to take pictures of her 'cause our family and friends laugh every time they see her. FML

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By tb351 - 28/05/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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By 102496 - 05/02/2010 03:53 - France

Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML

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By thesitter - 10/05/2009 13:18 - United States

Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML

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Jeremy Strang 7

Monday 8 June 2020 20:16

How do so many people end up so deep into relationships without realizing just how homophobic/misogynistic/racist/etc their partners are? What did you talk about before you got engaged, got married, conceived, gave birth and started raising a kid? The weather?

ahabsfan 14

Monday 8 June 2020 20:11

He must not fare well come Halloween time with so many males with faces decorated.

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ahabsfan 14

Monday 8 June 2020 20:11

He must not fare well come Halloween time with so many males with faces decorated.

Ilmoran 20

Monday 8 June 2020 20:43

Forget that, he better not watch any TV or movies, as probably every single person is wearing makeup.

ShockBlast8879 11

Monday 8 June 2020 20:13

He must be fun at parties.

Jeremy Strang 7

Monday 8 June 2020 20:16

TheGestalt97 11

Monday 8 June 2020 21:07

This could have been a new attitude from the husband. People change, and not always for the better.

Taylor Caldwell 10

Wednesday 10 June 2020 17:34

Exactly people get married as if it’s nothing and have no clue who their partner is. I know Iots of people getting married or who have very soon into a relationship and when I ask questions like if their partners are religious like them I always hear “I don’t know” people don’t talk about the big stuff, just “hey I want to get married and have kids” “okay cool me too”

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 8 June 2020 20:42

well time for him to INVOLUNTARILY go to angermanagement a therapy because he's obviously got some toxic issues you don't want your son to learn

Kurliez408 32

Monday 8 June 2020 21:49

you made him look like a cartoon, not RuPaul (which I only have a problem with since it's a lot more makeup for a young kid). your husband needs some urgent readjusting and your son needs encouragment that makeup is for everyone. sorry you discovered this so late op.

bl3ur0z3 17

Monday 8 June 2020 22:00

Wow. Did you know previously that your husband was an abusive misogynist?

AmbrosiaFan 18

Tuesday 9 June 2020 2:06

That sounds so cute on your little one. And the husband sounds like a prick...

tounces7 27

Tuesday 9 June 2020 2:20

Well you married the asshole I'm sure you must know what he's like by now.

faithhh 6

Tuesday 9 June 2020 8:10

U just did it as a joke. He should not have gotten that upset.

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 9 June 2020 14:05

What the heck is wrong with your husband? Is he this caught up in gender roles? You did it as a joke and he berated you and brought you to tears. Not a good look for him. He owes you a huge apology.