News to me

By verycherryfucked - 28/04/2013 22:10 - United States - Bronx

Today, I had to go to the hospital for an allergic reaction. Turns out, I'm highly allergic to cherry blossoms. My wife and I just bought a house and moved into a new neighborhood. Almost every block in this neighborhood, including my own, has rows and rows of cherry blossom trees. FML
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dasquezar 3

At least you'll die in a house with pretty trees

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fordneagles 34

*Bought a house. Guess you'll have to go and buy somewhere else now.

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VeganVampyre 26

No no, they brought it with them. They don't need to buy another new house, just bring this one to a new location.

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Marmarfarfar 25

Going to have to move or stay inside all the time OP.

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happylappy 21

I hate those darn cheery blossom trees! They make a huge mess, it's almost impossible not to get them inside, and as soon as they appear they blow off.

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jayleensmama 14

Damn those cheery trees. Shouldn't everyone have miserable trees?

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sabrinaacrow 26

Cut them down so you don't have to suffer

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happylappy 21

It's illegal to cut down government owned trees.

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MissEmma_fml 22

You brought a house? Wow, that's clever!

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gotaplanstan 28

If you can bring it to that neighborhood you can just as easily bring it to one that doesn't have cherry blossoms!

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Louis1992 9

Wouldn't u realize that the few times u went to see the house? How idiotic can u get?

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AliceAristocrat 12

I don't think he realized he had an allergy so it's an honest mistake.

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Marmarfarfar 25

Think you will be able to survive there with some medication maybe?

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dude443 4

Didn't u check the house out before you bought it ??

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