Allergies and Health: News to me

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By verycherryfucked - 28/04/2013 22:10 - United States - Bronx

Today, I had to go to the hospital for an allergic reaction. Turns out, I'm highly allergic to cherry blossoms. My wife and I just bought a house and moved into a new neighborhood. Almost every block in this neighborhood, including my own, has rows and rows of cherry blossom trees. FML

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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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Juicy

By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 18:00

Today, I got excited when I learned that the fruit on the trees by my apartment building was ripe and free to pick. I picked myself some juicy summer plums and enjoyed them. Minutes later, my tongue started burning painfully. Turns out, I'm allergic to plums. FML

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By leaftheerickson - 21/10/2012 10:31 - United States - Bohemia

Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML

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By ava_henryy - 30/04/2013 08:04 - United States - Moses Lake

Today, I had to be rushed to the hospital when I started sneezing uncontrollably and got a huge rash. It turns out I'm highly allergic to a chemical in most cleaning supplies. Great. I just got a job as a house cleaner for a very rich family. FML

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By Never going outside again - 14/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I found out about allergies suddenly getting worse out of nowhere when it happened to mine. I can hardly step outside without feeling like hell when I get back home, which was never the case before, and I'm going through allergy medicine like a drug addict (almost). FML

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Extreme reaction

By KCS - 04/03/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML

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By onlyolivia - 05/10/2016 14:43 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML

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By those_allergies - 12/05/2013 05:20 - United States - Bend

Today, I was eating a mystery flavored candy and I had an allergic reaction. Not only did I have to go to the hospital because my throat swelled up, but I still don't know what I'm allergic to. FML

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By Husband to be....maybe - 09/06/2018 09:00

Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML

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By Itchy - 28/02/2017 18:00

Today, I found out I'm allergic to soil, pollen, dust, mold, the colors green, yellow, orange, black and grey, most metals, wood, carpet, drywall, most hygiene and beauty products, and plastic. Basically, I was told to avoid the entire planet and everything man-made. FML

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dasquezar 3

Monday 29 April 2013 9:09

At least you'll die in a house with pretty trees

akiahara 14

Monday 29 April 2013 9:09

Life needs an undo button.

Comments

conholio33 28

Monday 29 April 2013 10:28

Sorry to hear that OP guess you have to move again

chuka81 27

Monday 29 April 2013 10:33

Guess you are moving. FYL

amykins11 6

Monday 29 April 2013 10:47

I'm assuming they just started blooming... That really sucks...hopefully if you remove the trees from your lawn Benadryl will allow you to make it through the spring

allliseee 8

Monday 29 April 2013 11:18

lucky for you, they got meds.

pandaeatworld 5

Monday 29 April 2013 11:20

You... Brought... It? No.

PaulieXP 16

Monday 29 April 2013 11:48

Damn. Hope you never piss off the Kuchiki clan or you're screwed haha...

Fluffydemise 18

Monday 29 April 2013 12:17

You sir, need a chainsaw and some determination. Get off the Internet and go murder some trees.

sarcasmOffended 14

Monday 29 April 2013 12:21

Ouch! That sucks... atleast you have a pretty neighborhood to admire during spring. Cherry blossoms are very beautiful!

l23VIVE 17

Monday 29 April 2013 13:13

Anyone else see the typo?

VeganVampyre 26

Monday 29 April 2013 13:35

Typo, and unnecessary capitalization. When I first read "Cherry Blossoms" I assumed it meant the cherry filled chocolates called that, because that would be capitalized. Cherry blossom trees, however, should not be.