Divorce, Relatable and Parents: News to me

News to me

By madaskueuchiha - 08/08/2009 03:57 - United States

Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2012 20:08 - Canada

Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2013 04:14 - United States

Today, I learned that my parents are planning to divorce. My dad said, "I'll take Rachel." Rachel isn't even his daughter; I am. Rachel is my mom's daughter with her first husband. FML

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By carolinagirl - 04/04/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 22:00

Today, I overheard my parents discussing their divorce. Apparently, what they mostly disagree over is that neither of them want custody of me and are considering delaying their divorce until I’m 18, because at least then legally I’m not either of their problem to deal with. FML

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By RootyTootToot - 31/08/2018 22:00

Today, I got a call from "No Caller ID", which usually only shows up when someone calls from my house phone. Thinking it was my kids, I answered imitating a cartoon voice. It wasn't my kids. It was the district attorney's office calling about the job I applied for. FML

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By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 17:43 - India

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

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HumansSuck 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 12:08

Congratulations, you're a thirteen year old boy on the internet and you're using correct grammar. Your life isn't ******; you still have a future.

junjouromantica 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 12:04

That sucks, but your voice ought to deepen eventually.

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weirdfam95 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:35

î know this might sound wierd but my sister has a deep voice and sounds like a guy on the phone. and by the way im 14 not 13!

ItsCaitlinBaby 0

Monday 17 August 2009 22:23

Yeah, i'm a 14 year old girl and my parents got divorced when I was 1. So i can't really say that I know how you feel. But it must suck. Because you're old enough to realize what's actually going on. And you'll go through puberty soon dude:D

unabletofunction 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 17:50

Awe, thats Terrible. i have the same problem with me and my sister, and her boyfriends constantly call to tell her last night was great -_-. dont worry, i just tell them its over.:P

elizabethash93 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:28

aww ): i was 11 when my parents got divorced. i'm 16 and my dad is still being a stubborn jerk. i know how it feels, and i'm sure every other person out there will agree that its not the easiest thing to go through. hang in there (:

tilted_logic 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 8:04

Jim_Sheebie 0

Friday 11 September 2009 18:07

Haha, your balls didn't drop.

waitformylove 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 17:30

You poor thing...I'm sure it's happened to loadsa other people though...except the divorce part...that's just harsh

TONYMFSTARK 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:19

48, you don't have to be a prodigy to understand the rules of the English language. Paying attention in school does wonders, as does actually picking up a book. And before anybody starts with the whining, I'm 14.