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News to me

By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 23:50 - Canada

Today, I was wearing my favorite tube top to the mall when a girl walked up and said, "I have that exact same skirt, why are you wearing it as a top?" I've been wearing it for two years, and no one's bothered to tell me. FML

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Hacksaw 4

Wednesday 5 August 2009 9:06

How do you mistake a skirt for a tube top?

kiddo_nin 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 9:08

To #1: it can be really easy. esspecially these days where skirt can be mistaken for belts. And to OP, youre not from Burlington are you? Cause I saw someone wearing what was clearly a skirt as a top a few months ago...

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moodyreallyrocks 27

Sunday 3 July 2016 13:02

Wonder how OP responded to that?

becca9985 34

Wednesday 6 July 2016 18:06

Are you sure SHE was wearing it correctly?

sharond23 10

Friday 2 February 2018 0:06

why are you letting some girl you don't know change your mind about it? if it could be worn as a tube top then maybe it is and she was wrong? or maybe it could be either. the point is I don't get why her opinion mattered to you so much.

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