Nice dude

By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 997
You deserved it 2 457

Same thing different taste

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Just be glad people like that show their true colors right away instead of down the road. He saved you a lot of wasted time by making an ass of himself early on. You'll find better. :)

You are better off without a douchebag like that!

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tehdarkness 21

Just don't actually slash his throat, ok?

He's a certified douchebag mama. You're better off without him if that's how he treats a woman, especially a woman who has the courage to ask him out on a date. Sounds full of himself so don't sweat it, I'm sure you're better than that.

nitrog100 21

I read your comment as Johnny Bravo.

serslybro 20

I'm going to guess that the man of your dreams wouldn't say something like that...

koganti 18

now it's time to find out your true man

You need to reconsider who qualifies as the "man of your dreams"...

Good thing he has exposed himself within a minutes. Don't worry OP, even if it might be true. I consider myself quite boring as I usually talk very little, especially in the beginning of getting to know some people. When i first met my girlfriend i pretty much wasn't speaking at all, thank god she was patient :D You will meet someone who's a good person :)

exoticDeath 20

Screw they guy. You deserve better anyway. What a douche bag. Hopefully you'll find the man of your dreams soon with everything you saw in this guy minus the asshole part. Good luck op. :)

At least now you know he's a douche. Better to find out up front than have him string you along for a while.