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He's a certified douchebag mama. You're better off without him if that's how he treats a woman, especially a woman who has the courage to ask him out on a date. Sounds full of himself so don't sweat it, I'm sure you're better than that.
You need to reconsider who qualifies as the "man of your dreams"...
Talk about a nightmare
Good thing he has exposed himself within a minutes. Don't worry OP, even if it might be true. I consider myself quite boring as I usually talk very little, especially in the beginning of getting to know some people. When i first met my girlfriend i pretty much wasn't speaking at all, thank god she was patient :D You will meet someone who's a good person :)
So sorry for your loss.
At least now you know he's a douche. Better to find out up front than have him string you along for a while.
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Just be glad people like that show their true colors right away instead of down the road. He saved you a lot of wasted time by making an ass of himself early on. You'll find better. :)
You are better off without a douchebag like that!