Nice dude

By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
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StargazeKitsune 18

Just be glad people like that show their true colors right away instead of down the road. He saved you a lot of wasted time by making an ass of himself early on. You'll find better. :)

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Matheo_fml 21

You are better off without a douchebag like that!

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vikky538 28

In a minute he just proved himself that he is a man of nightmares

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bad_boyfriend 10

Some women are boring...

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

I'm sorry OP. But at least you found out what else he is....a douche nozzle. You are much better off. Kudos for putting yourself out there.

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IWishIWasObama 12

I bet he also started bragging about it on Facebook and all of his idiotic friends were like "right on, dude" "you're so funny"

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puppies4life 10

so when a girl get rejected by a guy everyone's calling him a dick but if a guy gets rejected by a girl no one says anything bad about her?

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Attacksloth 33

If a girl is a complete dick to a guy, like this dude was to OP, then sure we'd all be criticizing her for being a bitch. Sex-based double standards do exist, for both men and women, but throwing in random hypotheticals won't prove that.

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shmurfle 7

He's obviously not that smart for giving you up

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Attacksloth 33

For all we know, you could actually be boring, or you could be the most interesting person in the world. He didn't have to be a dick, though.

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