Love: Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone...

By sprocket - 28/02/2009 18:55 - Hong Kong

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML

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You deserved it 28 974

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Same thing different taste

Backhanded insult?

By Mandy - 07/06/2010 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML

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You deserved it 6 745

So romantic

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 597

You deserved it 8 052

Types

By aphre - 18/03/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML

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You deserved it 11 904

Nice dude

By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML

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You deserved it 2 457

By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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You deserved it 7 748

By ... - 16/06/2013 20:57 - South Africa - Port Elizabeth

Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML

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You deserved it 6 196

By Rejected. - 22/11/2009 17:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

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You deserved it 3 941

By Fluory - 07/12/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML

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You deserved it 3 969

Standards

By Lily - 23/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML

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You deserved it 4 679

Get it on, bang a gong

By Anonymous - 12/09/2019 15:00 - Bulgaria - Sofia

Today, I'm dating the perfect guy. He's smart, considerate, charming, funny, good looking and we have a ton of interests in common. He also can't get it up. At all. FML

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You deserved it 239

billykafka 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:10

If you took his response seriously you're ****** up.

alwaysalady 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:57

He was clearly joking, but you shouldn't fish for compliments. Its unattractive.

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billykafka 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:10

If you took his response seriously you're ****** up.

lamarr 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:23

LMAO # 8

Melody_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:27

well he does sound kinda sweet and in a funny sorta way...but i know it would bother me a bit but thats just cause i'm like OOBER insecure. but it sounds like he may of had good intentions ;]

threer 30

Monday 23 November 2015 19:28

No one asked if you're "OOBER insecure".

kier31 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:29

Wow. Some people get so emotional about other peoples stories. was dumb boring and ugly really necessary? I don't think so. you've got yourself a guy with a great sense of humor! goodluck!

Spencer_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:33

He meant it in an "intrests" way like you like different things.

Radical_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:46

LOLOL

alwaysalady 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:57

He was clearly joking, but you shouldn't fish for compliments. Its unattractive.

LTMcleod 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 21:06

your right, it pisses me off

confusedAsFuck 34

Thursday 15 August 2013 20:22

"your" too..

Meri_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 0:32

Obviously he was joking, but you should stop trying to get compliments that way, that's not very nice...

Amkii 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 0:51

#5 - Agreed!

katieatieay 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 0:51

wow, i could not agree more with #5. seriously, i can't stand it when people say stuff like that. "oh i'm so ugly, i'm so fat, you're so much prettier than me, wah." i swear next time someone says this to me, i'll tell them they're right.