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By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML

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By fuck you - 26/04/2015 08:19 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML

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By (._. ) - 06/08/2013 20:35 - United States - Alburnett

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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Let down

By colts609380 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Corona

Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML

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By sprocket - 28/02/2009 18:55 - Hong Kong

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML

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Honesty is the best policy

By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 02:00

Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML

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Too late

By ObiOneStillLonely - 24/10/2021 11:00

Today, I met my dream man. Intelligent, excellent conversationalist, similar spiritual beliefs, attractive and compassionate. He proposed to my best friend last week. She asked me to be maid of honour. FML

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Hard no

By unemployable - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

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You deserved it 3 586

By Hello Nurse - 24/09/2012 04:32 - United States - El Macero

Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML

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StargazeKitsune 18

Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:32

Just be glad people like that show their true colors right away instead of down the road. He saved you a lot of wasted time by making an ass of himself early on. You'll find better. :)

Matheo_fml 21

Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:26

You are better off without a douchebag like that!

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 18 August 2015 8:10

He wouldn't know he hasn't been alone with you...but sorry OP I guess he thinks you can do better

meunluckycharms 16

Tuesday 18 August 2015 8:17

"Throat Slasher" certainly doesn't sound boring to me!

beeferjay 34

Tuesday 18 August 2015 8:19

live and learn and pray you are around to see karma repay the douchenozzle

FalloutScrolls 25

Tuesday 18 August 2015 8:27

What an absolute prick! And proof that personality means more than anything.

tantanpanda 26

Tuesday 18 August 2015 8:59

He still has a steady job and according to OP, smart. Sounds like he'll have plenty left when he gets old.

tinycroc 10

Tuesday 18 August 2015 9:22

#28, is that really how you get back at guys who aren't interested? By showing "private" pics? I'm at a loss for words other than unbelievably trashy.

momac86 17

Tuesday 18 August 2015 9:44

Rude much?!

lukian_fml 29

Tuesday 18 August 2015 10:11

"He has a steady job" needs to be a stated feature?! How many douches do you meet?

more4me 27

Tuesday 18 August 2015 10:26

You'd be surprised how rough it can be out there and it ain't easy to find a decent date!

more4me 27

Tuesday 18 August 2015 10:23

What a wanker ! Hope you said "I hope you didn't think I was serious; I would never be caught dead with a narcissistic troll like you!" I really hate when people think just because you ask them out and they are not interested, that gives them the right to be rude. Chin up , OP. Someone else will turn up eventually !