Health, Embarrassing and Sports: Nice guys

Nice guys

By fatgirl4 - 20/07/2009 23:31 - United States

Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML

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By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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By fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt - 17/08/2012 16:27 - United Kingdom - Sittingbourne

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2016 10:17 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2010 15:16 - United States

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

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By Slowsky - 09/05/2012 10:19 - United States - Claremont

Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML

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Nice.

By crunch time - 01/01/2018 19:30 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, while working out at the gym, I paused to check out a beautiful woman. The guy behind me said "Are you going to do your set or are you going to keep staring at my wife?" FML

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By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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DirtyParkBench 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:09

At least you're doing something about your weight issues. Kudos!

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:13

Never, ever assume someone is checking you out at the gym. It's just easier that way. At least they didn't refer you McFatty with a side order of McThunder Thighs.

Comments

Bailey_Bear 3

Saturday 5 October 2013 18:42

seriously guys can be major assholes. don't let them bring you down and use their mean words as motivation!

maggiefox 25

Friday 18 April 2014 3:25

This is why I'm scared of gyms

SirVoldemort 17

Tuesday 12 July 2016 10:21

This is the reason why I cant go to the gym and work out when there are people there..

lupA4200 3

Monday 17 October 2016 7:52

See that's the problem with ****** people these days don't judge a fat person at the gym if they are there they know they are fat and trying to change it people make me sick

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Monday 10 December 2018 10:30

??? Yet big bums are the in thing? Society makes no sense Don't worry, apparently I'm anorexic and don't eat

McCall Davis_1096456976 10

Saturday 18 May 2019 15:40

Haha, okay.. for those picking on this for her thinking she is being checked out.. I’m calling you out. I know for a fact you damn well had that same thought in other situations because you felt on top of the world one day. It’s like that embarrassing wave you give when you’re unsure if someone you vaguely recognize is waving your way.. then turns out they were waving to someone behind you. You guys are so funny.