Health, Embarrassing and Sports: Nice guys

Nice guys

By fatgirl4 - 20/07/2009 23:31 - United States

Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML

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You deserved it 6 644

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By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 445

You deserved it 47 505

By fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt - 17/08/2012 16:27 - United Kingdom - Sittingbourne

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

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You deserved it 2 771

By Anonymous - 02/02/2016 10:17 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 159

You deserved it 2 279

By anonymous - 21/02/2010 15:16 - United States

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 856

You deserved it 45 265

By Slowsky - 09/05/2012 10:19 - United States - Claremont

Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML

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You deserved it 5 575

We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 136

You deserved it 152

By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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You deserved it 42 604

By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML

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You deserved it 36 592

Nice.

By crunch time - 01/01/2018 19:30 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, while working out at the gym, I paused to check out a beautiful woman. The guy behind me said "Are you going to do your set or are you going to keep staring at my wife?" FML

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You deserved it 6 662

By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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You deserved it 5 952

DirtyParkBench 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:09

At least you're doing something about your weight issues. Kudos!

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:13

Never, ever assume someone is checking you out at the gym. It's just easier that way. At least they didn't refer you McFatty with a side order of McThunder Thighs.

Comments

eagle12 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 5:54

#19, you're an asshole.

WeooBeans 14

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:57

Ignore 'em.

ramseyrutherford 2

Friday 17 June 2011 8:25

how did she know?

lionlvr 9

Monday 20 June 2011 3:25

aww..I'm sorry.

tacticalnutmeg 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:58

178th

BabyMimi00 12

Saturday 12 November 2011 0:03

Good for you, at least you're making an effort. Ignore them. Just guys being guys.

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:30

Ydi for assuming they were checking you out

army_of_misfits 10

Sunday 12 May 2013 21:28

Don't mind those jerks. You're doing healthy choices and it will benefit you in the long run (pun not intended). Congrats!!!

thejust666 6

Saturday 15 June 2013 0:39

I'm sorry for my gender. Guys can be jerks.

bonesofkhaos 9

Wednesday 24 July 2013 18:52

That sucks. You're trying to get healthy and these jackasses are just why some people don't go and work out even if they would like too. Ignore them boo, in a few months you'll be all fit and healthy and can look down on them!