Nice mental image

By Anonymous - 09/08/2016 00:04

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Today, my 12-year-old sister, who sometimes has difficulty coming up with the right words while speaking, used the word "intercourse" to replace "encounter". She was joking to my dad that she, "had an 'intercourse' with Bob Dylan." I can't get the image out of my head. FML
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Tripartita 44

Today, my older sibling, who sometimes has difficulties accepting how much of a boss I am, convinced themself I that mistook the word "intercourse" for "encounter" while talking about my latest sexual exploit. They're now misrepresenting months of planning and seduction to the FML community. FML

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Aethereal 14

Inercourse used to have a much more innocent meaning, though indeed it's not often interpreted that way anymore. Your sister was technically not wrong to have used the word that way, a bit archaic as it is.

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MrSassypants 33

I thought it was Bob Ross at first, which is even more creepy if you really think about it.

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Tripartita 44

"Ah, I see you already have a bush in the corner."

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Crazyjohnb 23

"Now what we want is some happy little orgasms"

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emeraldarcher74 30

"Oh - you're pregnant. Well, we don't call those mistakes. We call them happy accidents."

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thatannoyingdude 19

Imagine how your dad must be feel! F his life!

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Pshhh. Who hasn't had intercourse with Bob Dylan...

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Aethereal 14

Inercourse used to have a much more innocent meaning, though indeed it's not often interpreted that way anymore. Your sister was technically not wrong to have used the word that way, a bit archaic as it is.

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buckdharma 37

If that's the case then a had intercourse with lots of women. While holding the door for them, while in line at the supermarket, even if they found me repulsive. Wait, fantasizing counts, right?

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Tripartita 44

Today, my older sibling, who sometimes has difficulties accepting how much of a boss I am, convinced themself I that mistook the word "intercourse" for "encounter" while talking about my latest sexual exploit. They're now misrepresenting months of planning and seduction to the FML community. FML

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GreedyGreedo 10

What you don't realize is that while you were thinking of sexual intercourse, she was thinking of conversational intercourse, so she quickly corrected herself by saying she had a sexual encounter with him

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great_nate 26

Boo-frickety-hoo! That's your big complaint in life?

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URBeingLied2 23

Sadly, we will never know what nate said, due to the FML Thought Police.

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