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By Anonymous - 18/06/2020 17:02

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Today, I had to take my daughter to hospital because her butt swallowed her dildo. Try as I might, in the waiting area her dad and I couldn’t stop giggling at random intervals at the absurdity of the situation, so she’s probably never going to speak to us again. FML
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fjvitt 14

Did you have to go in the back door of the ER???

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Kraths 16

Honestly I think this an FML for her. My parents were never shy about laughing at the absurdity of something’s my brother and I used to do.

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Kraths 16

Honestly I think this an FML for her. My parents were never shy about laughing at the absurdity of something’s my brother and I used to do.

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RichardPencil 30

It's ok, your daughter sounds like a real asshole anyways. Laugh while you can -- that'll end when the bills roll in.

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fjvitt 14

Did you have to go in the back door of the ER???

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Baby_123 8

My parents would fix that with some olive oil and needle nose pliers.

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awildwhisper 30

Did she try pushing 😟😅

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bobsanction 18

This why you never put nothing up there what aint got a flared base.

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samomaha 17

Or at least an attached retrieval line!!

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ImpKit 7

Exactly! Or, if you MUST (cause some vibrators lack one), be sure to keep your hands clean and dry so you can maintain a firm grip on the thing!

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BurnInDemonFire 34

I wonder what's inside your butthole... maybe it's astronauts, maybe it's aliens... ...it's a *****? HA!

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Destin Shyann 9

I wish I was a fly on the wall for that conversation. How exactly does one tell one’s parents about such a buttt mishap

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ViviMage 38

Paging DocBastard!

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jkjorn 16

I miss that guy, wonder what became of him? (For those who don't remember, he was a frequent commenter like Richard Pencil, only much funnier.)

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bloopaloop 27

Does she know that was the wrong hole?

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zip2dwess 14

Do you know that some like it in the butt too?

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