Oh you delicious 'asserole~

casserole taste like asshole

A casserole? That's sexy. She might as sell have called you a meatloaf. And your mom is two-faced. She should say what she means no matter who's around. That's so fake to act holier than thou just because someone is visiting.

Well, stop being such a casserole lol

I imagined OP giving her mom the 'are you ******* kidding me' look.

my mom does that too-_- it really is pathetic.

My mom and I call each other names all the time... All in good fun, though. When I was still in my bratty stage, I called her a bitch once and she so fittingly bitch-slapped the hell out of me. Judging by this FML though, I would assume your mom actually meant the asshole comment and seems kind of, well, stupid. FYL, OP. FYL.

If you both joke around like that and she was embarrassed because no one else knows that's how she plays around then this is pretty funny and you both can have a good laugh about it later. If she's actually a bitch and means it when she says things like that, then total FYL, but at least she got what she deserved for looking like the /real/ asshole in this situation.

Cuss back in her face.

I'm sorry you have such a terrible person as your mom. 'Big hug!'