Kids and Parents: Nice try, Mom - FML

Nice try, Mom

By Agirl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - El Cerrito

Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie!" She honestly thought this would work. FML

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anzie_fml 9

Friday 26 October 2012 8:55

Call her a bitch and if someone overhears, you were asking her to scratch the big itch on your back.

Kallian_fml 21

Friday 26 October 2012 8:53

I'd believe it.

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BananerzFresh 12

Saturday 27 October 2012 6:16

You shoulds have said "ya mom you're a casserole too. A burnt one."

Cosmic_Horror 1

Thursday 1 November 2012 10:29

I didn't know characters from B grade comedies wrote to FML.

xdaftpunkxloverx 10

Tuesday 15 January 2013 8:28

You should've just smiled, OP. She did the work of making herself look like an idiot.

TheMystery13 13

Wednesday 16 January 2013 6:39

"Well Mom, you are sweet as a cake! You're a real bundt!"

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