Nice try, Sharon

By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 10:38 - United States - Fountain Valley

Spicy
Today, I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on my lonely nights. Once at the adult store, I also grabbed a birthday card to make it seem the dildo wasn't for me. At the register, the cashier looked at me and said, "For God's sake, save yourself some money. I already know it's for you." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Instead of buying a card, use the money on extra batteries.

Why do people bother trying to lie like this? You think you're the first girl to buy a *****? It's like the guy who buy a Penthouse and condoms. "No, the Penthouse is for my, uh, girlfriend. She likes the articles."

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YDI for being embarrassed to buy a *****.

Oh, come on. As if the person working at the sex shop is going to judge you.

Regardless of what the cashier had assumed, it was wrong of him/her to make OP feel uncomfortable. As a Newsagent cashier, when customers buy nudie magazines I don't bat an eyelid and simple ask "Would you like a bag with that, sir?" If you make your customers feel comfortable, they are more likely to come back. OP probably won't go back to that store now because the cashier made her feel awkward. Essentially, I believe that when working in retail you have a duty to make your customers happy and comfortable buying from you. Otherwise you shouldn't be in customer service.

unless you see your father there don't be embarrassed though if your father was there be worried

That's why the Internet is so useful! No awkward cashiers and a lot cheaper!

The cashier just has seen too many customers like OP I guess... Just be confident. Nothing to hide.