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By Anonymous - 18/07/2011 20:21 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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You deserved it 4 259

By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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Multitasking

By Anonymous - 12/01/2023 04:00

Today, I found out that my boyfriend, whom I live with, has been having an emotional affair with two other women, both ex-girlfriends. He's been sexting them during our one and a half year relationship, and even brought me up in their conversations, about how I'm not hotter than them and how they can suck his c**k better. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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Wow, I feel better, thanks!

By ray - 20/04/2024 11:00 - United States

Today, my recent ex-girlfriend’s best friend was telling me why my girlfriend cheated on me because my ex wouldn’t give me a straight answer. She said, “He’s just really hot and is good in bed” and that in fact they both are hooking up with this guy. I feel so much better I guess. FML

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You deserved it 119

By Megan - 26/03/2013 19:04 - United States

Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML

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You deserved it 4 330

By theuglyone - 14/11/2016 19:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML

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You deserved it 832

Tact and charm

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 13:04 - United States

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

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You deserved it 4 206

renaee 13

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:34

You mean ex, right? She means ex, right?

littlemissFYL 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:40

your boyfriend was hoping for either: A.) a threesome or B.) a cat fight that would seemingly lead you two out of your clothing

Comments

BloodyMary666 24

Saturday 20 August 2011 15:51

I would kick him in the nuts so he "can understand how much it hurts". What an a**hole!

msbabiitearz 0

Monday 10 October 2011 22:43

What a dumass

thelovelysecks 15

Saturday 22 October 2011 8:12

slap him.

Shelberry16 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 3:24

I sure hope you left that fuckhead.

kiwi82093 3

Thursday 22 December 2011 0:49

Wait a tic; you knew he was cheating on you, but you stayed with him? WTF. Yeah, FYL: you're an idiot.

vaughant 5

Saturday 4 February 2012 6:49

Give him blue balls

paintmysky 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 19:04

He's a douche lord.

GreenEyedWoman 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 23:28

Just punch him in the junk...really freaking hard

summer49 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 0:41

She better mean ex

DustyStorm 16

Wednesday 15 August 2012 9:47

Asshole

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Today, I fainted in my bathroom, full on naked and sprawled out on my bathroom floor. When I came to, I was in pain from landing on my side and very disoriented. I sat up and could see my husband just roll over in bed and go to sleep. He didn’t even ask me if I was OK. FML

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Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML

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Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML

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Today, the phone kept ringing but there was only silence on the other line. The third time I yelled, "What the fuck is your F*ing problem asshole!? Get a life shithead!" and hung up. Then the pastor's wife called and explained that she mistakingly set her phone on mute. FML

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