Intimacy: Nice try

Nice try

By Anonymous - 18/07/2011 20:21 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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Multitasking

By Anonymous - 12/01/2023 04:00

Today, I found out that my boyfriend, whom I live with, has been having an emotional affair with two other women, both ex-girlfriends. He's been sexting them during our one and a half year relationship, and even brought me up in their conversations, about how I'm not hotter than them and how they can suck his c**k better. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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Wow, I feel better, thanks!

By ray - 20/04/2024 11:00 - United States

Today, my recent ex-girlfriend’s best friend was telling me why my girlfriend cheated on me because my ex wouldn’t give me a straight answer. She said, “He’s just really hot and is good in bed” and that in fact they both are hooking up with this guy. I feel so much better I guess. FML

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By Megan - 26/03/2013 19:04 - United States

Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML

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By theuglyone - 14/11/2016 19:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML

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Tact and charm

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 13:04 - United States

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

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renaee 13

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:34

You mean ex, right? She means ex, right?

littlemissFYL 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:40

your boyfriend was hoping for either: A.) a threesome or B.) a cat fight that would seemingly lead you two out of your clothing

Comments

ThaHero 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:12

And you are still with him why?!

jorrrdddinnn 1

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:26

what a douche

kdw94 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:27

hahahaha, like everyone else said, he just wants a threesome, that is if you're down for it

cupcaketits 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:28

lol @ you calling him your boyfriend still!!!

cupcaketits 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:28

lol @ you calling him your boyfriend still!!!

littlemissFYL 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:29

have no fear ...boners is here!

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:29

just give him a swift kick in the balls. thatll do it. sorry hun :( been there dun that

SLC_grumpypants 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:30

Uh........WOW!!

ritsuka415 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:33

well that's a new one... what an asshole.

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:10

love how yu cut out the boy haha

ACraftyTiger 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:33

SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ?

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Today, after my girlfriend has recently become obsessed with the serial-killer show Dexter, she has grown an interest in cutting up pomegranates in many different ways and squirting the red, blood-like juice everywhere. I'm now afraid to argue with her. FML

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Today, I told a patient that we needed to collect a stool sample. I left the room momentarily to retrieve what the patient would need. He apparently didn't need anything besides the counter in the exam room. FML

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