Intimacy: Nice try

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2011 20:21 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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You deserved it 1 010

By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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Multitasking

By Anonymous - 12/01/2023 04:00

Today, I found out that my boyfriend, whom I live with, has been having an emotional affair with two other women, both ex-girlfriends. He's been sexting them during our one and a half year relationship, and even brought me up in their conversations, about how I'm not hotter than them and how they can suck his c**k better. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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Wow, I feel better, thanks!

By ray - 20/04/2024 11:00 - United States

Today, my recent ex-girlfriend’s best friend was telling me why my girlfriend cheated on me because my ex wouldn’t give me a straight answer. She said, “He’s just really hot and is good in bed” and that in fact they both are hooking up with this guy. I feel so much better I guess. FML

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You deserved it 119

By Megan - 26/03/2013 19:04 - United States

Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML

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By theuglyone - 14/11/2016 19:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML

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You deserved it 832

Tact and charm

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 13:04 - United States

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

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You deserved it 4 206

renaee 13

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:34

You mean ex, right? She means ex, right?

littlemissFYL 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:40

your boyfriend was hoping for either: A.) a threesome or B.) a cat fight that would seemingly lead you two out of your clothing

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mcintosh123 15

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:26

Anyone can be a hottie but only on summer and I don't like hot people because they sweat alot

unluckygrk12 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:26

whats with all the beautiful girls with fml profiles? geeze :P

unluckygrk12 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:30

on a side note : wut a douche.

shutupemalee 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:27

what an ass.

chuckychan 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:28

he's asking for a threesome so deal with it and give him what he wants

captainbj2 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:10

how about cutting off his balls and shoving them down his throat? Isn't that what the op really wants by doing such a idiotic thing???

AcidRaen 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:39

you're "boyfriend" is a dumbass and you're a dumbass for not dumping his ass. you deserve it.

fowlerplague 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:45

ha, fyl because it happened, but ydi if you're still with him. -.-

AxelFML 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:45

Hahahaha

helen29 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:54

omg hes a moron i hope u didnt agree to this non sense

yankeebaceball 1

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:55

obviously it does lol what planet are you on, honey???

booty_9 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:57

Wowow! Dump his sorry ass!!!

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Nice try, guy.

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Today, my mom won the lottery. My biological mom who I only met last year, after 33 years of not knowing who she was. She is sharing her millions with her kids, but that doesn't include me as I "don't count". FML

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Today, my son decided he is done with women and is never getting married. I couldn’t even argue with him that modern women aren’t worth marrying because his sister just yesterday dumped her boyfriend because he refused to pay to get her car out of impound for her unpaid parking tickets. FML

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Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML

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Today, we got the bill from our lawyer. She'd recommended taking my common-law wife's ex-husband to court for child support, so we went to court and won. The judge awarded us over $8300! The bill came to $18,000. FML

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Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

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