Transportation: Nice try

Nice try

By haus - 19/01/2010 19:38 - United States

Today, I had to go to court to see whether my driver's license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML

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You deserved it 31 564

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By hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 457

You deserved it 52 780

By CWoah - 14/09/2009 15:17 - Canada

Today, it was my court date for a car accident I was involved in back in July. I had spent months preparing a case to prove my innocence. I was scheduled to appear at 10:00 this morning. I woke up at 10:15AM. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 036

You deserved it 69 960

By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 01:10 - United States

Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 363

You deserved it 2 582

By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 014

You deserved it 115 357

Testing times

By Anonymous - 13/12/2012 17:04 - United Kingdom - Bromley

Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 170

You deserved it 2 768

By Anonymous - 14/01/2014 18:30 - United States - Katy

Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 923

You deserved it 18 491

By calidumbass - 14/01/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 657

You deserved it 121 646

Bad boys, bad boys…

By Joey Soprano - 18/08/2020 02:06

Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 274

You deserved it 544

By so embarrassing - 02/08/2016 06:27 - United States - Renton

Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 614

You deserved it 1 527

Fake plates

By Blake - 02/11/2021 03:59 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 916

You deserved it 152

esqui 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:50

But you still found time to post here? YDI

PayneTrain585 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 2:58

he probably did it after the meeting you dumbass

Comments

laxman91 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:43

so when you woke up late, instead of hauling your ass to the court house, you decided to get online and tell everyone about it? woww... good one

poudycat 0

Friday 22 January 2010 2:17

zzz... read the comments before posting one. It's been stated about 5 times that OP obviously posted this AFTER he went to court. What makes you think he wrote it before going? Because of the verb tenses? Didn't you noticed FML's are obligated to have '' Today, '' at the start of them? Oh I guess writting this was useless, these uninstructed kids can't read more than 2 lines without being confused.

collindeeds 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 7:35

yep DUI's suck I just got one a couple months ago, my mom takes me to work hahahhh

iamtheplatypus 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 9:51

I hate those kinds of dreams

gigi2009 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 11:33

Well obviously if you're chilling online. How'd it go?

Jokermon 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 3:17

Bahahahahahaha, I love this FML. And for the people that say he should have bought an alarm clock, did it ever occur to you that he might have? That he could have just slept through it??

manstie 1

Saturday 23 January 2010 16:26

YEAH! Because your too busy posting this bloody FML!!!

icanfmlalldaylon 0

Friday 26 February 2010 9:07

ha hope u get fined heaps and u lose ur lisence more than a year for being late

bluecheese88 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 20:26

that has to suck!

xxochristineox 3

Wednesday 5 May 2010 4:52

omg I once had a dream on a Friday that I went to school and went through my whole day, classes, luch, everything then I woke up and thought it was Saturday...