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By haus - 19/01/2010 19:38 - United States

Today, I had to go to court to see whether my driver's license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML

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By hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

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You deserved it 52 780

By CWoah - 14/09/2009 15:17 - Canada

Today, it was my court date for a car accident I was involved in back in July. I had spent months preparing a case to prove my innocence. I was scheduled to appear at 10:00 this morning. I woke up at 10:15AM. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 01:10 - United States

Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

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By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2012 17:04 - United Kingdom - Bromley

Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML

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You deserved it 2 768

By Anonymous - 14/01/2014 18:30 - United States - Katy

Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML

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You deserved it 18 491

By calidumbass - 14/01/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML

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By Joey Soprano - 18/08/2020 02:06

Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 274

You deserved it 544

By so embarrassing - 02/08/2016 06:27 - United States - Renton

Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML

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You deserved it 1 527

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By Blake - 02/11/2021 03:59 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML

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You deserved it 152

esqui 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:50

But you still found time to post here? YDI

PayneTrain585 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 2:58

he probably did it after the meeting you dumbass

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Boddmon 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 3:51

You too, see #54 please.

sweetpea129 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:07

mmm, you're a ****.

NyahNyahNyah 2

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:24

Don't get in trouble in the first place.

kingwaldo 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:32

It's called an alarm, buddy.

morbidlylovely 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:44

So get off of FML and go to court?

andy87 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:56

can somebody explain this one to me?? you woke up twice???

Boddmon 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 5:00

He dreamt that he woke up in time for court and all went well, but then woke up in reality only to realize that he was in fact late.

andy87 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 5:06

thanks

Boddmon 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 15:05

You are very welcome.

urabch 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 5:00

lol

DaleksAreEpic 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 5:02

So, uh... what exactly did you do to get your license suspended in the first place?

namhowell 6

Wednesday 20 January 2010 5:09

lol @ andy87. Anyway, you deserve it for wasting several more minutes to wrote this FML.

beastlycass 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 5:15

pshh. if your latee why are you FML-ing about it? sheesh. people these days

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Today, I went for a jog in my neighborhood. While I was running I passed my girlfriend's parents who were out for a walk. Trying to make a good impression, I stopped to talk. When I got home I realized I was wearing a shirt that friends gave me as a joke. It said "Blow me, bitch. It's my b-day." FML

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Today, my mother-in-law got her driver's license, despite being prone to fainting, seizures, and being on so much medication that she sometimes forgets where she is. She now wants to drive us to all our family functions, and my father-in-law won't object because he doesn't want to damage her self-esteem. FML

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Today, my roommate’s 17 year-old daughter got broken up with. She locked herself in her room and won’t stop playing "Driver’s License" by Olivia Rodrigo on a continuous loop. Not to mention sounding like an agonizing cat while screaming its lyrics. It’s been 2 hours. FML

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Today, I told my wife to block the mail of her ex (because he was sending her romantic mails) or I would leave. She told me that I could leave. FML

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Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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