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By wtf? - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my mother compared having me as a daughter to having a deadly kind of cancer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 864
You deserved it 5 784
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truesarrif 33

So tell her you are just as deadly as well

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Pesticides 19

Arschgeige- roughly translated to dipshit or asshat. please use monolingual sentences on here, that way there's less confusion.

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r_bruce69 19

yeah. the OP could just be a terrible person. we just don't know

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the_zero_article 15

"...because both you and cancer teach me so much about the value of life." Context: it can fix almost anything

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sometimessam 16

#33 very optimistic. However, that would hardly be worth posting as an FML right?

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CelticSkye 13

I was going to ask the same question. I want to know what was going on when OP's mother made this comment.

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lina21 12

Where exactly is context going to come in? Hey kiddo, you did something that really made me mad today, you're like a cancer.....

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weveallbeenthere 30

wow, what did you do to suck the life out of her.

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Ambrily 27

Wow, you have a really great mom! Sorry OP.

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MortenM 17

Maybe OP should look in to being a better person. Or maybe OPs mum has a morbid sense of humor. Ever consider that?

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truesarrif 33

So tell her you are just as deadly as well

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cailey1234567890 24

I totally understand what its like to have a mother that makes rude comments like that. So sorry OP

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guineagirl 18

Isnt that how most moms prove their love or is it just your and my mom

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brittney_taylor1 16

that is so terrible! what kind of mother would tell her kid something like that! I'm really sorry OP :/

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twodotgirl 8

I have this problem a lot also... dang parents

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Almost_Positive 18

I'm sorry you're often compared to cancer :( But in all seriousness, I'm sorry about that.. It sucks that you have to live through that

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twodotgirl 8

Yes it is quite horrible. many people in my family have died because of cancer.

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